Jordan blast doubles Pelosi
Representative Jim Jordan (OH) stunned a packed (yet socially distanced) House of Representatives when, during a heated argument with speaker Nancy Pelosi,, he changed levels and executed a perfect blast double on the octogenarian from California.
Some members were shocked at a Republican being able to take down a Democrat in the middle of the pandemic, but Jordan was not satisfied.
“There should have been back points. I clearly earned them, but the radical left leaning referee looked the other way. Its a miscarriage of justice."
“I demand an immediate investigation!”
A non-plussed Pelosi shrugged it off. “Really, he jumped early. It should have been a penalty, or a flag or something. Impeachment is NOT off the table.”
Then she added, “But at this point, he’s just not worth it. Now excuse me while I go get my hair done.”
A steamed Jordan added, “I double legged her cleanly – this idea that I jumped early is a hoax. Just like the Russia hoax! Heck, that’s not even my best move. I just hit it to honor Burroughs while wearing his shoes. She’s lucky I didn’t single leg her.”