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Burroughs resurfaces and then…

Following Monday’s shocking events, where the great Jordan Burroughs was swallowed whole by a large hairy, ugly, slime-covered arachnid monster wearing a “Magicman” shirt, the wrestling world has searched near and far for him, and his eater, to no avail….

Until NOW.

A shaken and thoroughly slimed Burroughs was spotted in Washington, DC.

When the (virtual) crowd spotted him, meyhem ensued.

Everyone was pointing and shouting and jumping up and down in excitement!” observed an observant observer who asked to not be identified by name due to his association with Wrestlers Corner, that Fake Wrestling News site.

Then, just as shockingly…

Burroughs saw 20,000 armed guards…

And leapt back into the arachnid’s mouth, which promptly scampered back into the woods that don’t exist around Washington.

Part 3 coming soon…

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