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01/04/2021.    The New Years baby tweeted that he is joining the wrestling team….but has one issue.

He “put on a little extra” in the womb, due to gym and workout facility lockdowns during the past 9 months, and is thus overweight.

Not historically known for a slender physique, THIS New Years icon has vowed to trim the baby fat in getting down to weight.

“I think wrestling will be good for me.  The exercise and physical exertion will help shape my body into a fine tuned machine, unless all those slobs that preceded me,” he stated,  displaying remarkable communication skills for a 3 day old.